The laughter difference between humans

The Importance Of Laughter .

3- The laughter difference between humans

Some studies showed that the laugh different by humans sex , that mean there is different between male and female laugh . the different in the laugh reasons and the way to laugh .

When woman laugh you will hear sharply Voice , and when man laugh you will hear Voice harsh .

When we laugh at someone or situation , we laughed to deny this situation and we denied the The possibility of occurrence ,and that what happen with male and female , we can called that " the denial Laughter "

The denial Laughter is the way to Purge the mind from all negative experiences and ideas .

An example of clarifying
When a person sees another person is located on the ground explodes in laughter, and the launching of laughter trying to banish from his mind and his thinking the negative idea of fall on the ground.

Definition of laughter .

Definition of laughter

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The Importance Of Laughter :-

2 - Definition of laughter :
Laughter is a form of expression which appears externally human in the form of fun and joy.
There are many reasons for laughter , it also described as physiology reaction , the result of hear a joke or Foreplay , and other reasons ...
The push for human inhalation of some chemicals such as nitrates oxide ( Nitrous oxide ), also known as " Gas is ridiculous " to exit bouts of hysterical laughter, or rely on certain drugs such as hashish (Cannabis) , The cause fits of laughter strong rise in the eye of tears and cause some minor pain in the muscles .

When people want to laugh?

People feel the desire to laugh when he heard a joke , When exposed to the position of Entertainers , or laugh when a person Tickling him .
Example : pressure on the ulna nerve .
Laughter is part of human behaviour, organized by the brain and these positive emotion help humans to clarify its intentions in the context of social interaction , the laughter also one of aspects of communication and participation with others .
Laughter is a mark indicating the presence of human in the social group and also a reference to the acceptance of positive interaction between him and the others .
May be laughter sometimes contagious phenomenon :
when person laughs May push others who are around him to laugh .
Study of laughter and humor and psychological and physiological impact on the human body called the ( Gelotology ) science.

Why we are laughing ?

Why we are laughing ?

The Importance Of Laughter :-

1 - Why we are laughing ?

Ancient Philosophers say about laughter :

Aristotle

Philosopher Aristotle said " We laugh at those who are less of us and for ugly people, and joy comes from the feeling that we are the top layer of them"

Hegel

Philosopher Hegel said " Laughter arises as a result of the contradiction between the concept and the true meaning HIDDEN provided by this concept. "

Freud

Philosopher Freud said " the Laughter phenomenon, and her function of launching psychological energy that was mobilized in improper or false expectations. "

John Morreall

Philosopher John Morreall said " The laughter humanitarian him biological origins as a form of expression when the traffic risk. "

Peter Marteinson

Philosopher Peter Marteinson said " Laughter is a response to the perception that recognizes that social Being is not something real. "

The Importance Of Laughter .

The Importance Of Laughter .

IS the laughter important ? and WHY is the laughter important ? .

TO KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF LAUGHTER READ :-

Why we are laughing ? .

Definition of laughter .

The laughter difference between humans .

The animals laughter .

Human and laughter .

The brain and laughter .

The body and laughter .

The advantages of laughter .

The cure kinds by laughter .

The unnatural laughter .

When the laughter become danger .

The last word .

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funny story ( ATM )

ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

Funny Story " Grandpa Will Pay "

" GRANDPA WILL PAY "

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

funny story ' HAIR CUT '

" HAIR CUT "

A man has left his office without permission to have his hair cut. When he return to his office, his boss angrily say "Why do you take my paying hour for doing your own work?" reply by the man "When I am in your office, my hair grows, so I must have it cut in working hours"
The boss feel very angry, he look at him and say "But your hair still grows at home, RIGHT?" The man say "You see, I haven't cut all my hair"

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I Feel Good " video "

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Funny Story " mouse in my house "

MR A: I'm in a big trouble!

MR B: Why is that?

MR A: I saw a mouse in my house!

MR B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

MR A: I don't have one.

MR B: Well then, buy one.

MR A: Can't afford one.

MR B: I can give you mine if you want.

MR A: That sounds good.

MR B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

MR A: I don't have any cheese.

MR B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

MR A: I don't have oil.

MR B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

MR A: I don't have bread.

MR B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

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Gummy Bear Song

Gummy Bear Song

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Funny Story " WIFE "

A Man, His Wife And The Cop

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hourzone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearingyour seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can'tyou just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does yourhusband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."!!!

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Funny Story " Good advice "

" Good advice "

Soldiers are trained to jump from areoplanes. They have parachutes that open in the air so that they can fall safely to the ground.
A sergeant was once instructing his soldiers. One of them ask him: "What must I do if the parachute does not open when I jump out?"
"Oh, that's all right. You just bring it back and you'' get another one," said the sergeant.

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Funny Cat & Funny Rat

911 & a child

A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in whispering voice ...

barely audible : Hello!
Operator : Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : O.K., is your mommy home?
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : Can I speak to her, please?
barely audible : "No."
Operator : "Why not?"
barely audible : "Because she's busy!"
Operator : "Oh, OK. Is your daddy home then?"
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : "Well, can I speak to him?"
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : "Well, my goodness, why not?"
barely audible : "Because he's busy too!"
Operator : "OH, goodness! What's he busy doing?"
barely audible : "Talking to the police."
Operator : "Oh, so the police are there?"
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : "Can I speak to one of them?"
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : "Why not?"
barely audible : "Because they are really busy."
Operator : "Well, what's your mom busy doing?"
barely audible : "Talking to the firemen."
Operator : "Can I speak to one of the firemen then, please?"
barely audible : "No."
Operator : "Well, goodness, why not?"
barely audible : "Because they are really busy too!"
Operator : "Well, what are all of these people busy doing?"
barely audible : "Looking for me!"
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FUNNY STORY ( basic programming )

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BASIC PROGRAMMING

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I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.However, I must share the following:

After putting a short program on the board, I told the students to type "R," "U," "N" and press return to see the program execute. A hand went up in the back of the room, waving to get my attention, and the person attached to the hand said, "I did what you said and it didn't work." Knowing full-well that all of us make mistakes when typing at the computer, I suggested she retype "R," "U," "N" and press return. A few seconds later, the lady's hand goes up again. "It still doesn't work," she said.
So... I went back to see what the problem was ... only to find that instead of typing RUN, she had typed in the following: ARE YOU IN !

FUNNY STORY ( call 911 )

CALL 911

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

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Dispatcher: 911

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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Funny Story ( MONEY )

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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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