Thursday, January 1, 2009

Teacher's Jokes ( 4 )

Teacher's Jokes

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father !
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!