Teacher's Jokes [3]
TEACHER: Sam , why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Sam: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher: Jack, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's , did you copy it ?
Teacher: Jack, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's , did you copy it ?
Jack: No ,teacher , it's the same dog ... !!
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Teacher: Jack , There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond . A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Jack: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
Jack: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ??
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ??
Sam: No sir , Idon't have to , my mom is a good cook
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
Mark: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home. !!
green and one is blue with red spots!
Mark: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home. !!
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