TEACHER'S JOKES
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TEACHER : Jack, what is the chemical formula for water?
JACK : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JACK : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
JACK : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JACK : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Joe : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
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TEACHER : Haile, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested .
HAILE : A teacher .
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TEACHER : Meron, go to the map and find North America.
MERON : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Meron
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TEACHER : Why are you late, DANIEL?
DANIEL: Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
DANIEL : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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