Funny SMS 3

Funny SMS 1 , Funny SMS 2

Girls and Phones :

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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You should know that :

I want u 2 know that our friendship means alot 2 me.

U cry i cry.

U laugh i laugh.

U jump out of the window...

I look down & then ...

i laugh again

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I'm a killer .

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

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what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:

welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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Merry Christmas .

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!