Monday, January 12, 2009

A man and a doctor

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor : I have some good news and some bad news.
The man : OK, give me the good news first.
The doctor : The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
The man replies : Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
The doctor says : The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.