So Funny SMS

So Funny SMS

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed....
U ....
R ....
always!!!! a HEADACHE to me
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A : If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
B : the days after marriage
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds!
Open ur eyes
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool
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I wrote ur name on the sands ,
it got washed away
I wrote ur name in air ,
it got blown away
So I wrote ur name in my heart ,
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire .....
continues with smoke ....
and ends in ashes
But dont worry
we are chain smokers
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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The human brain is most outstanding thing .....
it functions 24hrs 365 days
it functions right from the time u r Born ....
until you fall in love
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