TEACHER'S JOKES ...

TEACHER'S JOKES

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TEACHER : Jack, what is the chemical formula for water?
JACK : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JACK : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

Joe : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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TEACHER : Haile, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested .

HAILE : A teacher .

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TEACHER : Meron, go to the map and find North America.

MERON : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Meron

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TEACHER : Why are you late, DANIEL?

DANIEL: Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

DANIEL : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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