Friday, August 8, 2008

Funny SMS

What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death...
E = End of life
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended...
and even if mended
a crack is always there
When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God...
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer ha ha ha
Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too?
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat cat, 20 seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat