Friday, August 8, 2008

Funny SMS


What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death...
E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended...
and even if mended
a crack is always there
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God...
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only i suffer ha ha ha
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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too?
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat cat, 20 seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat
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