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Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
John and the Burglars
John and the Burglars
It was late and John was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed.
John started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.
He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which John replied no and explained his circumstances.
The cops told John that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.
John answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.
"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."
John then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.
One of the cops snapped at John: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"
"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" John answered.
Monday, January 26, 2009
mosquito and Hen
Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of birds flu.
Funny Husband
Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it . So I bought three movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: one for you and two for your parents .
Wife: why three?
Husband: one for you and two for your parents .
To get the Cup
Mr A: Why are all those people running ?
Mr B: They are running a race to get a cup.
Mr A: Who will get the cup ?
Mr B: The person who wins.
Mr A: Then why are all the others running ?!
Mr B: They are running a race to get a cup.
Mr A: Who will get the cup ?
Mr B: The person who wins.
Mr A: Then why are all the others running ?!
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Friday, January 23, 2009
Mad Cow Disease
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
:)
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Link Exchange
Funny Place Link Exchange
For Links Exchange :
Mail me : funny_place96@yahoo.com
or leave a comment
My link is \ Funny Place
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If you have any Question send to : funny_place96@yahoo.com
Thank You
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Funny SMS 3
Funny SMS 1 , Funny SMS 2
Girls and Phones :
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
*****
You should know that :
You should know that :
I want u 2 know that our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then ...
i laugh again
****
I'm a killer .
I'm a killer .
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
****
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
****
Merry Christmas .
Merry Christmas .
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Monday, January 12, 2009
A man and a doctor
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor : I have some good news and some bad news.
The man : OK, give me the good news first.
The doctor : The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
The man replies : Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
The doctor says : The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
The man : OK, give me the good news first.
The doctor : The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
The man replies : Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
The doctor says : The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Funny Hands's Shadow ( 3 ).
Hands's Shadow
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Look how to make more animals using your hands's shadow and fingers's shadow ..
Look how to make more animals using your hands's shadow and fingers's shadow ..
Try to invent more animals shapes using Shadow of your hands and your fingers ..
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Funny Hands's Shadow ( 2 ).
Hands's Shadow
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Look how to make animals using your hands shadow and fingers shadow ..
1- To make a dog .
2- To make a WOLF .
3- To make a duck .
4- To make a camel .
Funny Hands's Shadow ( 1 ).
Hands's Shadow
-1-
To learn how to make funny hands's shadow ...
1- To make ELEPHANT by your hands's shadow .
2- To make small DOG by hands's shadow and fingers's shadow .
3- Use your hand to make more animals by SHADOW .
4- Try to add more shapes to your hands's shadow .
Monday, January 5, 2009
Funny Test Paper .
Q1: Explain digestive system ?
Ans: Its aprocess that start with right hand & ends with left .
Q2: What is chemical formula for water ?
Ans: h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o ( h to o ) .
Q3: Till when second world war was fought ?
Ans: from page no 26 to page no 43 .
Q4: Who was Bhagat Singh ?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Boby Deol, Manoj Kumar, etc.
Q5: Who was Adlof Hitler ?
Ans: :#) this person .
Ans: Its aprocess that start with right hand & ends with left .
Q2: What is chemical formula for water ?
Ans: h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o ( h to o ) .
Q3: Till when second world war was fought ?
Ans: from page no 26 to page no 43 .
Q4: Who was Bhagat Singh ?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Boby Deol, Manoj Kumar, etc.
Q5: Who was Adlof Hitler ?
Ans: :#) this person .
Friday, January 2, 2009
A blind man .
A blind man on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the man next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The man sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the man next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The man sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Teacher's Jokes ( 4 )
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father !
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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