Sunday, May 31, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yul !
Yul who ?
Yul never guess !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zany !
Zany who ?
Zany body home !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !


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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yugo !
Yugo who ?
Yugo first, I'm right behind you !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon go away and come back at a reasonable time !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon say that again !


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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
X !
X who ?
X-tremely please to meet you !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yelp !
Yelp who ?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yolande !
Yolande who ?
Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week !


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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Funny Rats

Funny two rats playing Kong Fu
 Kong Fu Rat Kong Fu Rat

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Wie gewonnen so zeronnen

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Friday, May 29, 2009

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark !
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bee !
Bee who ?
Bee careful !

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain !
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed-turn to sender, address unknown!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on your roof with my parachute.

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed between the lines.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

Friday, May 22, 2009

A man and The barber

A man walks into a barber shop
and asks: "how much for a hair cut?"
The barber said $12.50.
The man asks: "and how much for a shave?
"The barber said $1.50.
The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Funny Questions And Answer ( 2 )

Funny Questions And Answer
2


Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do "phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the otherpizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"


Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a haired poet?
A: Ik-bal.Dis is da funkiest...

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thaddeus.
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, Thaddeus the question.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!

Monday, May 18, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Ed-vanced pain medicine
.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Telly
Telly who?
Telly your friend to come out.

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go for a swim!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les high and dry!

Friday, May 15, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute I'm trying to find my keys!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.


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Knock Knock jokes


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Cat Is Laughing

Cat Is Laughing
Cat Is Laughing
Cat Is Laughing
Cat Is Laughing
Cat Is Laughing
Cat Is Laughing
funny cats
funny cats
funny cats
funny cats
funny cats

Funny Cats

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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Never.
Never who?
Never mind...

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Funny Questions And Answer

Funny Questions And Answer


Q: Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table ?
A : She was on a crash diet.

Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost ?
A: Do you believe in people ..

Q: What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A: Stinkerbell.

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed.

Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: For holding up the pants.

Q: What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A: A yolk book.

Q: Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly.

Q: What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A: Evaporated milk. .

Q: What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A: Long time no sea.

Q: What did one potato chip say to the other?
A: Shall we go for a dip?

Q: What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?
A: Pay him!

Q: Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
A: Because they hog the ball!

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head!

Q: What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
A: Twelve months.

Q: In which month do monkeys play baseball?
A: Ape-ril.

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane!

Q: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
A: Great food, but no atmosphere.

Q: Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?
A: The rolls weren't good enough.

Q: What is black and white and pink all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra!

Q: What is the cannibals’ favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.

Q: what did one snowman say to the other snowman ??
A: Can you smell carrotes .
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you!

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!


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Knock Knock jokes


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Monday, May 4, 2009

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

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Knock Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you.

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Knock Knock jokesKnock knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-erman.


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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hello (how low) can you go?

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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.

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Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock jokes


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to meet you.

Johnny and new teacher

Little Johnny Boy
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, standup!".
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.

Funny Dogs 3

Funny Dogs 3

Portable Dog
Portable Dog Oh , I was searching for something
Funny DogsDon't move
Don't moveOh
funny dogNew look
Funny dogGood boy
Good boy Funny Dog Sign
funny dog sign

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Charlie Chaplin (Modern Times) 7

Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 7

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Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 6

Charlie Chaplin (Modern Times) 5

Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 5

Charlie Chaplin (Modern Times) 4

Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 4

Charlie Chaplin (Modern Times) 3

Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 3

Charlie Chaplin (Modern Times) 2

Charlie Chaplin
(Modern Times) 2

Charile Chaplin ( Modern Times ) 1

Charile Chaplin
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Baby's Day Out

" Baby's Day Out "
The best comedy movie ....
Funny Scenes .

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Funny Dogs 2

Funny Dogs 2
Dog in black dress
funny dogs Dogs and ATMfunny dogs
Dog : I have nice glassesdogs picsNice Clothes funny dogs pics
Super Dog and Bat Dog funny dogs pictures
Super Dog dogDog with orange hair funny dog

Visiting rich people

Mike decided to visit his rich friend ,
let's see what happend ..
John : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Mike: "tea please"
John: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Mike: "Ceylon tea "
John: "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Mike: "white"
John: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Mike: "With milk "
John: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Mike: "With cow milk please. "
John: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Mike: " Um, I'll take it black. "
John: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Mike: "With sugar"
John: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Mike: "Cane sugar "
John:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Mike: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
John: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Mike: "Mineral water"
John: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Mike: "I'll rather die of thirst".

Friday, May 1, 2009

20 Years

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

New Refrigerator

Someone bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

“Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:

“Fridge for sale $50.”

The next day someone stole it!