Funny Questions And Answer
Q: Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table ?
A : She was on a crash diet.
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost ?
A: Do you believe in people ..
A: Do you believe in people ..
Q: What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
A: Stinkerbell.
Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed.
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: For holding up the pants.
Q: What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A: A yolk book.
Q: Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly.
Q: What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
A: Evaporated milk. .
Q: What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A: Long time no sea.
Q: What did one potato chip say to the other?
A: Shall we go for a dip?
Q: What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?
A: Pay him!
Q: Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
A: Because they hog the ball!
Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head!
Q: What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
A: Twelve months.
Q: In which month do monkeys play baseball?
A: Ape-ril.
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane!
Q: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
A: Great food, but no atmosphere.
Q: Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?
A: The rolls weren't good enough.
Q: What is black and white and pink all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra!
Q: What is the cannibals’ favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
Q: what did one snowman say to the other snowman ??
A: Can you smell carrotes .
A: Can you smell carrotes .
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