Funny Questions And Answers About Animals
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What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !!
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !!
What is the cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !!
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !!
What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !!
What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !!
Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework !!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice !!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !!
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