Friday, June 26, 2009

Funny questions and answers about animals 2

Funny Questions And Answers About Animals
( 2 )

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse !!

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !!

Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !!

Where do frogs keep their money ?
In a river bank !!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !!

How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Hard cheese !!

What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !!

What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A blue whale !!

What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !!

Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !!