Funny Conversation .

Mark was an old man he was waiting bus ,

and John was young man who was going to cinema

John: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Mark: Certainly not.
John: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me thetime?
Mark: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
John: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Mark: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me andmay be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
John: Quite possible.
Mark: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my nameand address.
John: Quite possible.
Mark: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passingby and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup oftea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This timeyou will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
John: Possible .
Mark: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I willthen have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you , and you willadmire my daughter.
John: Smiles. wink .
Mark: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again.You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
John: Smiles .
Mark: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you.After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose herfor marriage.
John: Smiles
Mark: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your loveand ask for my permission.
John: Oh Yes! And smiles
Mark: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a personlike you who does not even own a watch.

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