Thursday, November 27, 2008

Accountant Jokes (2) .

Accountant Jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humor.
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?

They find bookkeeping too exciting.
What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.