Thursday, November 27, 2008

Accountant Jokes (2) .

Accountant Jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humor.
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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?

They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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