JOKES ..

JOKES

Father: Did you enjoy your first day at school?

son: What , First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.!!

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MAN & WOMAN

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.

Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.

Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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Father: Why are you late?

Son: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Father: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Son: No. I was standing on it.

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