Friday, August 1, 2008


Father: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
son: What , First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.!!
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Father: Why are you late?
Son: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Father: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Son: No. I was standing on it.