Thursday, July 31, 2008

Marry an accountant

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

The Doctor : I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.

The Patient : Oh doctor, what should I do?

The Doctor : Marry an accountant.

The Patient : Will that make me live longer?

The Doctor: No, but it will SEEM longer.