Thursday, January 14, 2010

Their Sons

These 4 pals go out to comedy golf one brilliant morning. One is bedfast in the clubhouse, and the added three are discussing their accouchement while walking to the aboriginal tee.
"My son BIll," says one, "has fabricated absolutely a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own architecture and architecture firm. He's so acknowledged in fact, in the aftermost year he was able to accord a acceptable acquaintance a cast fresh home as a gift."
The additional man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the aftermost six months he gave his acquaintance two cast fresh cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Albert, has formed his way up through a banal brokerage, and in the aftermost few weeks has accustomed a acceptable acquaintance a ample banal portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, addition tells him that they accept been discussing their breed and asks what band his son is in.
"To acquaint the truth, I'm not actual admiring with how my son angry out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've aloof afresh apparent he's gay. However, on the ablaze side, he charge be acceptable at what he does because his after most three boyfriends accept accustomed him a cast fresh house, two cars, and a big accumulation of banal certificates."