Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Funny Questions And Answers (4)

Funny Questions And Answers

Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wife : Dear to day I had been to our family doctor. He told me that we should have vacation for one month for better health. Shall we go to Switzerland or States?
Husband : we will go to another doctor

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday !!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good !!

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help..
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it..