Saturday, May 2, 2009

Visiting rich people

Mike decided to visit his rich friend ,
let's see what happend ..
John : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Mike: "tea please"
John: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Mike: "Ceylon tea "
John: "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Mike: "white"
John: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Mike: "With milk "
John: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Mike: "With cow milk please. "
John: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Mike: " Um, I'll take it black. "
John: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Mike: "With sugar"
John: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Mike: "Cane sugar "
John:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Mike: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
John: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Mike: "Mineral water"
John: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Mike: "I'll rather die of thirst".