A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
The Doctor : I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.
The Patient : Oh doctor, what should I do?
The Doctor : Marry an accountant.
The Patient : Will that make me live longer?
The Doctor: No, but it will SEEM longer.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Marry an accountant
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Drainpipe !!
An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it and he warned her not to climb any stairs.
Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.
The little old lady : Can I climb stairs now?
The doctor : Yes .
The little old lady : Thank goodness! , I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
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