Happy New Year 2009

2009

Happy New Year

FUNNY PLACE

hope

2009

be HAPPY YEAR for you

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FUNNY HAIR ( 2 )

Funny Hair
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Funny Hair

Strange Hair Cut

Funny Hair Style

Funny heads

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FUNNY HAIR ( 1 )

FUNNY HAIR

Funny head

Funny Tall Hair Funny Hair Style

Funny hair cut

Funny Rat

Funny RAT

Smartest Man in the World

Smartest Man in the World

A lawyer, a doctor, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble .

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The lawyer grabbed one and said , "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." and jumped out.

The doctor then said " I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

Rich Man

Rich Man

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
An angel hears his plea and appears to him."Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.
The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.
The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter.
Seeing the suitcase St. Peter says,"Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"
But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying,"You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."
St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims,"You brought pavement?!!!"

Funny Short Story.

Jack, Jim, and John were at a work together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of working they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Jack said to Jim and John , let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and John can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Jack stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and John began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
the car!"

Funny Patient

Man felt ill so he went to the doctor and the doctor gave him a tablet.
He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: why are you cutting the sides?
Patient: to avoid the side effects ...

Funny Computer Message

Funny Shark .

Look , SHARK is tricking man .

New trick , take care ..

Funny Dog ..

Funny dog playing with girl

Funny Dogs 1 , Funny Dogs 2 , Funny Dogs 3

Funny Fingers (2) . ( funny pictures )

Happy Finger

Funny foot .
Funny Finger
The finger is ASTRONAUT
Black Finger

Fingers Love

Finger in red wear

so funny finger

Funny Fingers (1) . ( funny pictures )

Fingers ( playing football )

Stromg Fingers .
Finger ( Smoking )
Fingers (playing football )
Finger in summer

Finger ( Drinking )

Rambo Finger .

Fingers ( running )

funny fingers

Injured Finger

Chinese Finger

funny finger

strange finger

Finger killing himself .

Modern Planting . ( funny picture )

Modern Planting is planting in keyboard .

Fire ( funny picture )

Do you know how to extinguish fire ?

Hair Cut ( funny picture ) .

The best way to cut your hair .

What is this?

CaT aNd FlY

Funny Shoes .

Crazy Pictures .

Crazy Cat

Funny Conversation .

Mark was an old man he was waiting bus ,

and John was young man who was going to cinema

John: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Mark: Certainly not.
John: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me thetime?
Mark: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.
John: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Mark: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me andmay be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
John: Quite possible.
Mark: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my nameand address.
John: Quite possible.
Mark: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passingby and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup oftea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This timeyou will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
John: Possible .
Mark: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I willthen have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you , and you willadmire my daughter.
John: Smiles. wink .
Mark: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again.You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
John: Smiles .
Mark: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you.After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose herfor marriage.
John: Smiles
Mark: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your loveand ask for my permission.
John: Oh Yes! And smiles
Mark: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a personlike you who does not even own a watch.

HaVe FuN