It's A Small World
An elderly couple are driving across the country with the wife driving. The couple are
pulled over by the police.
"Do you know you were speeding?" the officer asks.
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yells.
"May I see your license?" asks the policeman.
The woman turns to her husband again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells back, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman then gives the officer her license.
"I see you are from Arkansas," says the policeman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever met."
The woman turns to her husband again and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man replies, "He said he knows you!"
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