Jokes , HAVE FUN

Homework

Mike : Would you punish me for something I didn't do ??
Teacher : Of course not .
Mike : Good , because I haven't done my homework !!!

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Husband

Wife: Honey... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing..?? you have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date ...

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Mother & Wife

Son : Dad , What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

Father : One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so !!