Funny Jokes . :)

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are .

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.

She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman .

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume

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One day, a man was riding a horse.

He saw a dog on the road.

Good morning, the dog said.

I didn’t know dogs could talk, the man said.

Neither did I, the horse said.

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