Saturday, December 19, 2009

blonde goes shopping

A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items . She goes to a salesman and says "  I want to buy this TV . "
The salesman says that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black .
Next day again she goes to the same shop and says " I want to buy this TV . " The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes .
Irritated blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.Next day she comes back to the same shop and asks another salesman that she wants to buy that TV . The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde replies " How come you know that I am a blonde . "
The salesman replies " It’s not a TV , it’s a microwave . "

How to reach Eiffel Tower ?

A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower. He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower . The man told him to wait for the bus 72 . It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower. After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he not left till now . The blonde guy told him till now only 65 buses have passed and he will have to wait for 7 more buses !!!