blonde goes shopping

A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items . She goes to a salesman and says "  I want to buy this TV . "

The salesman says that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black .

Next day again she goes to the same shop and says " I want to buy this TV . " The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes .

Irritated blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.Next day she comes back to the same shop and asks another salesman that she wants to buy that TV . The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde replies " How come you know that I am a blonde . "

The salesman replies " It’s not a TV , it’s a microwave . "

How to reach Eiffel Tower ?

A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower. He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower . The man told him to wait for the bus 72 . It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower. After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he not left till now . The blonde guy told him till now only 65 buses have passed and he will have to wait for 7 more buses !!!

Honest Lawyer

A company wanted to hire some lawyers so they called for an interview .The first prospect who came looked very intelligent. The conversation between the company official and the lawyer :

Official: Why did you want to become a lawyer?
Lawyer: My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a good amount and I love money.
Official: It’s okay ! Everyone loves money.But what we want to know is that if you are honest.
Lawyer: Sir I am an honest lawyer.
Official: But can you prove it.
Lawyer: Yes! I paid back every single penny back to my father he had spent on my education right after my very first case.
Official: Good! What kind of a case it was?
Lawyer: Well! My dad sued me for that money.