October 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Strong Number ...

why was ten afraid of seven?
because seven eight (ate) nine .

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."

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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Monkey's Gun

Monkey : Don't move !!

Monday, October 13, 2008

War And Peace .

The war and peace in the same photo .

The Best Way To Fly .

If you want to fly ,

this is the best flying way .

The Tomatoes ..

The Tomatoes .

A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick.
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doctor?''
The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''