Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Mr A: I have the perfect son.
Mr B: Does he smoke?
Mr A: No, he doesn't.
Mr B: Does he drink whiskey?
Mr A: No, he doesn't.
Mr B: Does he ever come home late?
Mr A: No, he doesn't.
Mr B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Mr A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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