Lizards are playing video games .
Friday, April 16, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
L'amusement et le cerveau
L'amusement et le cerveau .
États neuropathologie moderne que le divertissement est affilié à l'activation du cortex préfrontal adorée, qui produit de l'endorphine après une activité avantageuse.
La recherche a évident que les organes génitaux de l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire.
L'arrangement limbique est une affectation archaïque de l'académicien qui est complexe dans les affections et nous aide avec des fonctions de base très importante pour la survie. Deux structures dans l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire roulement: la Madeleine et le Hippocrate.
Le 7 Décembre décrit, 1984 Journal de l'American Medical Affiliation les causes acoustiques de divertissement comme suit:
"Bien qu'il n'y ait pas acceptée" centre rire »dans le cerveau, son appareil de neurones a été le responsable d'une grande partie, en admettant concluants, la spéculation. Il est évident que son annonce dépend des chemins neuronaux provenant d'affiliation attenante avec les centres Butterfingers télencéphaliques et anxieux avec la respiration. Wilson conseillé l'appareil à être dans l'arène de la couche plus centrale, de l'hypothalamus, et des sous-hommes. Kelly et ses collègues, à son tour, a accepté que le courant de la calotte blah perique contient l'appareil amalgame pour affectant l 'expression. Ainsi, superinduce voies, y compris ceux de l'arrangement limbique qui Papier accepté d'arbitrer affectant des expressions telles que rire, apparemment semblent en affiliation synaptique dans le montant déconcertante de l'académicien souches. Ainsi, alors que tout à fait touchant les réponses telles que amusement sont conseillés par des structures sous-orbitaire, anormalement l'hypothalamus , et sont stéréotypés, le cas livresque peut accorder ou de les abolir. "
Poulets voulez livres
Poulets voulez livres
Une paire de poulets marcher au comptoir du prêt dans une bibliothèque publique et dire: «Buk Buk BUK. Le bibliothécaire décide que le désir de poulets de trois livres, et il leur donne ... et les poulets laisser peu de temps après.
Vers midi, le retour de deux poulets au comptoir du prêt très controversée et dire: Buk Buk BuKKOOK! Le bibliothécaire décide que les poulets désir d'un autre trois livres et le leur donne. Les poulets laisser comme avant.
Le retour de deux poulets à la bibliothèque en début d'après midi, l'approche de la bibliothécaire, l'air très contrarié et dire: «Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook! Le bibliothécaire est un peu suspecte de ces poulets. Elle leur donne ce qu'ils demandent, et décide de les suivre.
Elle les suivit de la bibliothèque, hors de la ville, et à un parc. À ce stade, elle se cacha derrière un arbre, ne voulant pas être vu. Elle a vu les deux poulets jeter les livres à une grenouille dans un étang, à laquelle la grenouille a dit, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit ..."
Vers midi, le retour de deux poulets au comptoir du prêt très controversée et dire: Buk Buk BuKKOOK! Le bibliothécaire décide que les poulets désir d'un autre trois livres et le leur donne. Les poulets laisser comme avant.
Le retour de deux poulets à la bibliothèque en début d'après midi, l'approche de la bibliothécaire, l'air très contrarié et dire: «Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook! Le bibliothécaire est un peu suspecte de ces poulets. Elle leur donne ce qu'ils demandent, et décide de les suivre.
Elle les suivit de la bibliothèque, hors de la ville, et à un parc. À ce stade, elle se cacha derrière un arbre, ne voulant pas être vu. Elle a vu les deux poulets jeter les livres à une grenouille dans un étang, à laquelle la grenouille a dit, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit ..."
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
The amusement and the brain
Research has apparent that genitalia of the limbic arrangement are complex in laughter.
The limbic arrangement is a archaic allotment of the academician that is complex in affections and helps us with basal functions all-important for survival. Two structures in the limbic arrangement are complex in bearing laughter: the Magdalen and the Hippocrates.
The December 7, 1984 Journal of the American Medical Affiliation describes the acoustic causes of amusement as follows:
"Although there is no accepted 'laugh center' in the brain, its neural apparatus has been the accountable of much, admitting inconclusive, speculation. It is axiomatic that its announcement depends on neural paths arising in abutting affiliation with the telencephalic and butterfingers centers anxious with respiration. Wilson advised the apparatus to be in the arena of the centermost thalamus, hypothalamus, and subhumans. Kelly and co-workers, in turn, accepted that the tegmentum abreast the perique blah contains the amalgam apparatus for affecting expression. Thus, superinduce pathways, including those from the limbic arrangement that Paper accepted to arbitrate affecting expressions such as laughter, apparently appear into synaptic affiliation in the baffling amount of the academician stem. So while absolutely affecting responses such as amusement are advised by suborbital structures, abnormally the hypothalamus, and are stereotyped, the bookish case can attune or abolish them."
Their Sons
These 4 pals go out to comedy golf one brilliant morning. One is bedfast in the clubhouse, and the added three are discussing their accouchement while walking to the aboriginal tee.
"My son BIll," says one, "has fabricated absolutely a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own architecture and architecture firm. He's so acknowledged in fact, in the aftermost year he was able to accord a acceptable acquaintance a cast fresh home as a gift."
The additional man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the aftermost six months he gave his acquaintance two cast fresh cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Albert, has formed his way up through a banal brokerage, and in the aftermost few weeks has accustomed a acceptable acquaintance a ample banal portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, addition tells him that they accept been discussing their breed and asks what band his son is in.
"To acquaint the truth, I'm not actual admiring with how my son angry out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've aloof afresh apparent he's gay. However, on the ablaze side, he charge be acceptable at what he does because his after most three boyfriends accept accustomed him a cast fresh house, two cars, and a big accumulation of banal certificates."
Saturday, December 19, 2009
blonde goes shopping
A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items . She goes to a salesman and says " I want to buy this TV . "
The salesman says that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black .
Next day again she goes to the same shop and says " I want to buy this TV . " The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes .
Irritated blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.Next day she comes back to the same shop and asks another salesman that she wants to buy that TV . The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde replies " How come you know that I am a blonde . "
The salesman replies " It’s not a TV , it’s a microwave . "
How to reach Eiffel Tower ?
A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower. He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower . The man told him to wait for the bus 72 . It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower. After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he not left till now . The blonde guy told him till now only 65 buses have passed and he will have to wait for 7 more buses !!!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Honest Lawyer
A company wanted to hire some lawyers so they called for an interview .The first prospect who came looked very intelligent. The conversation between the company official and the lawyer :
Official: Why did you want to become a lawyer?
Lawyer: My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a good amount and I love money.
Official: It’s okay ! Everyone loves money.But what we want to know is that if you are honest.
Lawyer: Sir I am an honest lawyer.
Official: But can you prove it.
Lawyer: Yes! I paid back every single penny back to my father he had spent on my education right after my very first case.
Official: Good! What kind of a case it was?
Lawyer: Well! My dad sued me for that money.
Lawyer: My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a good amount and I love money.
Official: It’s okay ! Everyone loves money.But what we want to know is that if you are honest.
Lawyer: Sir I am an honest lawyer.
Official: But can you prove it.
Lawyer: Yes! I paid back every single penny back to my father he had spent on my education right after my very first case.
Official: Good! What kind of a case it was?
Lawyer: Well! My dad sued me for that money.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Knock Knock jokes 33
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boliva.
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Who's there?
Boliva.
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!
Friday, October 2, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Un fou écrit une lettre
Un fou écrit une lettre
Le directeur lui demande:
A qui écrivez-vous ?
A moi.
Et qu'est-ce que vous y avez mis ?
Je ne sais pas,monsieur le directeur:
je ne l'ai pas encore reçue.
Tapette à mouche
Un femme arrive dans la cuisine et voit son mari avec une tapette a mouche ...
Que fais-tu?
Il répond:
Je chasse le mouches….
En as-tu tué ?
Oui.trios males,deux femelles.
Intriguée ,elle lui demande:
Comment fais-tu la différence entre les femelles et les males ?
Il répond:
Trois avssifent a côte du cigarette , deus sur le téléphone.
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