June 2008

Monday, June 30, 2008

Hippo and Dog dance VIDEO .

Blue Hippo Dance - Funny videos are here

Hippo and dog dance ..

Hippo sing " in the jungl " !!

I was struck by the pitiful sight of a poor beggar. He was lame and black piece of a dirty cloth coverd his eyes which gave me the impression of being blind . I was deeply moved and thought of helping him .

" Money may be of help to him to buy whatever he needs . " I said to myself . So I put my hand in my poket and gave him all the change I had . I could hear his words of thanks and gratitude . I could feel the satisfaction that com over me when I heard his words and in peace i left him .

After walking a few paces , somthig mad me look behind just to see the last impression of my kindness on the face of the poor man . Yet to my great surprise I saw him take off the bandage from his eyes and with great cleverness he was counting the money I had given to him . His eyes were wide open " Thus I was deceived by this clever beggar . "

A travel agent .

Alison : Hello ?

Adam : Oh, Hello . I need some information ,

What currency is used in Japan?

Alison : Where?
Adam : In Japan .

Alison : I'm not sure . Isn't it the yen ?
Adam : Oh, yes . And do they drive on the left or on the right ?
Alison : I'm not sure . I think the left .

Adam : Well , is English spoken much there ?

Alison : I really have no idea .

Adam : Ok , What about credit cards ? Are American Express cards accepted there ?

Alison : How would i know ?
Adam : How ?! . You are a travel agent , aren't you ?
Alison : What ? A travel agent ? This is Alison Hair salon .

Adam : Oh , I'm so sorry . Wrong number .