Funny Place

Lizards are playing video games

2010-04-16T05:30:00.000-07:00

Lizards are playing video games .

L'amusement et le cerveau

2010-04-03T09:43:00.000-07:00

L'amusement et le cerveau .

États neuropathologie moderne que le divertissement est affilié à l'activation du cortex préfrontal adorée, qui produit de l'endorphine après une activité avantageuse.

La recherche a évident que les organes génitaux de l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire.

L'arrangement limbique est une affectation archaïque de l'académicien qui est complexe dans les affections et nous aide avec des fonctions de base très importante pour la survie. Deux structures dans l'arrangement limbique sont complexes dans le rire roulement: la Madeleine et le Hippocrate.

Le 7 Décembre décrit, 1984 Journal de l'American Medical Affiliation les causes acoustiques de divertissement comme suit:

"Bien qu'il n'y ait pas acceptée" centre rire »dans le cerveau, son appareil de neurones a été le responsable d'une grande partie, en admettant concluants, la spéculation. Il est évident que son annonce dépend des chemins neuronaux provenant d'affiliation attenante avec les centres Butterfingers télencéphaliques et anxieux avec la respiration. Wilson conseillé l'appareil à être dans l'arène de la couche plus centrale, de l'hypothalamus, et des sous-hommes. Kelly et ses collègues, à son tour, a accepté que le courant de la calotte blah perique contient l'appareil amalgame pour affectant l 'expression. Ainsi, superinduce voies, y compris ceux de l'arrangement limbique qui Papier accepté d'arbitrer affectant des expressions telles que rire, apparemment semblent en affiliation synaptique dans le montant déconcertante de l'académicien souches. Ainsi, alors que tout à fait touchant les réponses telles que amusement sont conseillés par des structures sous-orbitaire, anormalement l'hypothalamus , et sont stéréotypés, le cas livresque peut accorder ou de les abolir. "

Poulets voulez livres

2010-04-03T09:35:00.000-07:00

Poulets voulez livres

Une paire de poulets marcher au comptoir du prêt dans une bibliothèque publique et dire: «Buk Buk BUK. Le bibliothécaire décide que le désir de poulets de trois livres, et il leur donne ... et les poulets laisser peu de temps après.
Vers midi, le retour de deux poulets au comptoir du prêt très controversée et dire: Buk Buk BuKKOOK! Le bibliothécaire décide que les poulets désir d'un autre trois livres et le leur donne. Les poulets laisser comme avant.
Le retour de deux poulets à la bibliothèque en début d'après midi, l'approche de la bibliothécaire, l'air très contrarié et dire: «Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook! Le bibliothécaire est un peu suspecte de ces poulets. Elle leur donne ce qu'ils demandent, et décide de les suivre.
Elle les suivit de la bibliothèque, hors de la ville, et à un parc. À ce stade, elle se cacha derrière un arbre, ne voulant pas être vu. Elle a vu les deux poulets jeter les livres à une grenouille dans un étang, à laquelle la grenouille a dit, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit ..."

Funny Girls

2010-02-25T00:28:00.000-08:00

FUNNY GIRLS PICS

FUNNY KIDS PHOTOS

The amusement and the brain

2010-01-14T18:44:00.000-08:00

Modern neuropathology states that amusement is affiliated with the activation of the adored prefrontal cortex, which produces endorphins afterwards a advantageous activity.

Research has apparent that genitalia of the limbic arrangement are complex in laughter.

The limbic arrangement is a archaic allotment of the academician that is complex in affections and helps us with basal functions all-important for survival. Two structures in the limbic arrangement are complex in bearing laughter: the Magdalen and the Hippocrates.

The December 7, 1984 Journal of the American Medical Affiliation describes the acoustic causes of amusement as follows:

"Although there is no accepted 'laugh center' in the brain, its neural apparatus has been the accountable of much, admitting inconclusive, speculation. It is axiomatic that its announcement depends on neural paths arising in abutting affiliation with the telencephalic and butterfingers centers anxious with respiration. Wilson advised the apparatus to be in the arena of the centermost thalamus, hypothalamus, and subhumans. Kelly and co-workers, in turn, accepted that the tegmentum abreast the perique blah contains the amalgam apparatus for affecting expression. Thus, superinduce pathways, including those from the limbic arrangement that Paper accepted to arbitrate affecting expressions such as laughter, apparently appear into synaptic affiliation in the baffling amount of the academician stem. So while absolutely affecting responses such as amusement are advised by suborbital structures, abnormally the hypothalamus, and are stereotyped, the bookish case can attune or abolish them."

Their Sons

2010-01-14T17:42:00.000-08:00

These 4 pals go out to comedy golf one brilliant morning. One is bedfast in the clubhouse, and the added three are discussing their accouchement while walking to the aboriginal tee.

"My son BIll," says one, "has fabricated absolutely a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own architecture and architecture firm. He's so acknowledged in fact, in the aftermost year he was able to accord a acceptable acquaintance a cast fresh home as a gift."

The additional man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the aftermost six months he gave his acquaintance two cast fresh cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Albert, has formed his way up through a banal brokerage, and in the aftermost few weeks has accustomed a acceptable acquaintance a ample banal portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, addition tells him that they accept been discussing their breed and asks what band his son is in.

"To acquaint the truth, I'm not actual admiring with how my son angry out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've aloof afresh apparent he's gay. However, on the ablaze side, he charge be acceptable at what he does because his after most three boyfriends accept accustomed him a cast fresh house, two cars, and a big accumulation of banal certificates."

blonde goes shopping

2009-12-19T12:26:00.000-08:00

A blonde goes shopping and enters a shop selling electronic items . She goes to a salesman and says " I want to buy this TV . "

The salesman says that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde goes back home and dyes her hair black .

Next day again she goes to the same shop and says " I want to buy this TV . " The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes .

Irritated blonde goes home and dyes her hair red.Next day she comes back to the same shop and asks another salesman that she wants to buy that TV . The salesman replies that he does not serve blondes . Irritated blonde replies " How come you know that I am a blonde . "

The salesman replies " It’s not a TV , it’s a microwave . "

How to reach Eiffel Tower ?

2009-12-19T12:14:00.000-08:00

A blonde guy went to Paris and wanted to reach Eiffel Tower. He asked a man driving by how to reach Eiffel Tower . The man told him to wait for the bus 72 . It will take you directly to Eiffel Tower. After 4 hours the man came back and after seeing the blonde guy he asked him why had he not left till now . The blonde guy told him till now only 65 buses have passed and he will have to wait for 7 more buses !!!

Honest Lawyer

2009-12-16T02:43:00.000-08:00

A company wanted to hire some lawyers so they called for an interview .The first prospect who came looked very intelligent. The conversation between the company official and the lawyer :

Official: Why did you want to become a lawyer?
Lawyer: My father was a lawyer and I liked his job. He used to earn a good amount and I love money.
Official: It’s okay ! Everyone loves money.But what we want to know is that if you are honest.
Lawyer: Sir I am an honest lawyer.
Official: But can you prove it.
Lawyer: Yes! I paid back every single penny back to my father he had spent on my education right after my very first case.
Official: Good! What kind of a case it was?
Lawyer: Well! My dad sued me for that money.

Optical Tricks 1

2009-11-20T07:51:00.000-08:00

Optical Tricks

Do not believe everything you see ..

Funny Bike

2009-11-06T06:33:00.000-08:00

Funny Bike

Happy Birthday

2009-10-26T03:24:00.001-07:00

at the age of 100 ...

Drunker and Smoker cat

2009-10-26T03:20:00.000-07:00

Drunker and Smoker cat

Knock Knock jokes 33

2009-10-10T15:27:00.001-07:00

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boliva.

Boliva who?

Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!

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Knock Knock jokes 32

2009-10-10T15:22:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone?

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Knock Knock jokes 31

2009-10-10T15:12:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Momma.

Momma who?

Momma, please open the door!

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I'm going to a date .

2009-10-02T20:43:00.000-07:00

I'm going to a date .

Cultured Monkey

2009-09-18T10:28:00.000-07:00

Cultured Monkey

Un fou écrit une lettre

2009-09-17T15:44:00.000-07:00

Un fou écrit une lettre

Le directeur lui demande:
A qui écrivez-vous ?
A moi.
Et qu'est-ce que vous y avez mis ?
Je ne sais pas,monsieur le directeur:
je ne l'ai pas encore reçue.

French Jokes

Tapette à mouche

2009-09-17T15:32:00.000-07:00

Un femme arrive dans la cuisine et voit son mari avec une tapette a mouche ...
Que fais-tu?
Il répond:
Je chasse le mouches….
En as-tu tué ?
Oui.trios males,deux femelles.
Intriguée ,elle lui demande:
Comment fais-tu la différence entre les femelles et les males ?
Il répond:
Trois avssifent a côte du cigarette , deus sur le téléphone.

French Jokes (new)

Cadeau d'anniversaire

2009-09-17T15:20:00.000-07:00

Un mari et sa femme font les courses un samedi après midi :
- Chéri, c'est l'anniversaire de ma mère demain. Si on lui achetait un appareil électrique ?
- Bonne idée ! Qu'est ce que tu penses d'une chaise ?

French Jokes (new)

Singe

2009-09-17T15:09:00.000-07:00

maman, papa a dit que nous descendions tous du singe . c'est vrai
je n'en sais rien,ton pére a toujours refusé de me parler de sa famille.

French Jokes (New)

Terrible nouvelle

2009-09-16T12:26:00.000-07:00

Madame téléphone a son mari de son lieu de vacances
Tout va bien ?Le chat est en forme ?
Non,il est mort !
Tu pourrais me ménager,me préparer a cette terrible nouvelle.
Tu aurais pu me dire qu'il se promenait sur le bord du balacon.
Et maman,elle va bien ?
Elle se promenait sur le bord du balacon !!!!!

French Jokes (New)

Le docteur

2009-09-16T12:07:00.000-07:00

Le docteur : J'ai une mauvaise et une très mauvaise nouvelle pour vous.

Le patient :Quelle est la mauvaise ?!

Le docteur :Il vous reste un jour à vivre .

Le patient :C'est terrible ,et quelle est la plus mauvaise nouvelle ?

Le docteur :ça fait 24 heures que j'essaie de vous joindere…

French Jokes (New)

( Qui veut gagner des millions )

2009-09-16T11:59:00.000-07:00

C'est une blonde qui passe dans l'émission (Qui veut gagner des millions) .Bon ,elle arrive a la premiére question et elle bloque déja .
Elle dit :
Bon ,je vais utiliser le joker téléphonique).3-Elle téléphone a Djorj et lui dit :
Bonjour Djorj ,je coince la et je voudrais savoir :
a ton avis ,j'utilise le 50\50 ou l'avis du public ?!!!!!!!

French Jokes (New)

les hommes des cavernes

2009-09-16T11:52:00.000-07:00

le professeur donne un cours sur les hommes des cavernes
vous savez que les premiéres lettres sont enregistrées sur des roches
wow, dit michel a son copin, les facteurs devaient etre fatigués a la fin de leur journée ...

French Jokes (New)

n'avait pas le temps

2009-09-16T11:40:00.000-07:00

une mére a sa fille
mais enfin, susie ! avec qui parlais-tu pendant deux heures sur le pas de la porte en rentrant de l'école
avec julie, mais elle n'avait pas le temps d'entrer ..

French Jokes (New)

Deux petits garcons

2009-09-16T11:29:00.000-07:00

Deux petits garcons a l'école et a la récréation
tu crois qu'il y a du monde sur la lune
ben oui, c'est toujours allumé ....

French Jokes (New)

FUNNY EGGS 2

2009-09-16T10:32:00.000-07:00

FUNNY EGGS 2

The strongest egg

FUNNY EGGS 1

DO YOU LIKE MICE ?

2009-09-12T10:07:00.001-07:00

1- DO YOU LIKE MICE ?

2 - DO YOU WANT TO BUY A PAIR SHOES ?

SO WHAT ABOUT THAT !!

Funny Sandals

2009-09-12T10:02:00.000-07:00

Funny Sandals

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Warning from sharks

2009-09-12T09:51:00.000-07:00

Warning from sharks ...

You may know how men catch sharks ,

But you don't know how sharks catch men !!

You want to know ?

LETS SEE ...

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Funny Accidents (3)

2009-09-03T06:55:00.000-07:00

Amazing Accidents

Funny Accidents (3)

Funny Accidents (2)

2009-09-03T06:53:00.000-07:00

Funny Accidents Video

(2)

Funny Accidents (1)

2009-08-27T16:13:00.000-07:00

Funny Accidents

(1)

Funny Animals video

2009-08-14T17:27:00.000-07:00

Funny Animals video

Funny Questions And Answers (4)

2009-08-12T06:39:00.000-07:00

Funny Questions And Answers

(4)

Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wife : Dear to day I had been to our family doctor. He told me that we should have vacation for one month for better health. Shall we go to Switzerland or States?

Husband : we will go to another doctor

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday !!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good !!

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help..
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it..

Funny Faces

2009-08-02T09:10:00.000-07:00

Funny Faces

funny walk

2009-07-28T07:19:00.000-07:00

Good Jump

2009-07-28T07:16:00.000-07:00

Good jump

Baby Taking Shower

2009-07-25T04:29:00.000-07:00

Baby Taking Shower

Feline Diet

2009-07-24T15:52:00.000-07:00

The Feline Diet

Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans ! Except for cats that eat like people such as getting lots of table scraps most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite) . the Cat Miracle Diet will help you achieve the same lean, svelte figure . Just follow this diet for one week and you'll find that you not only look and feel better, but you will have a whole new outlook on what constitutes food. Good Luck!

DAY ONE

Breakfast: Open can of expensive gourmet cat food. Any flavor as long as it cost more the .75 per can and place 1/4 cup on your plate. Eat 1 bite of food: look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room.

Lunch: Four blades of grass and one lizard tail. Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house.

Dinner: Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead. Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die.

Bedtime snack: Steal one green bean from your spouse's or partner's plate. Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator. Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half on the sofa. Throw out the remaining gourmet cat food from the can you opened this morning.

DAY TWO

Breakfast: Picking up the remaining chicken bite from the sofa. Knock it onto the carpet and bat it under the television set. Chew on the corner of the newspaper as your spouse/partner tries to read it.

Lunch: Break into the fresh French bread that you bought as your part of the dinner party on Saturday. Lick the top of it all over. Take one bite out of the middle of the loaf.

Afternoon snack: Catch a large beetle and bring it into the house. Play toss and catch with it until it is mushy and half dead. Allow it to escape under the bed.

Dinner: Open a fresh can of dark-colored gourmet cat food tuna or beef works well. Eat it voraciously. Walk from your kitchen to the edge of the living room rug. Promptly throw up on the rug. Step into it as you leave. Track footprints across the entire room.

DAY THREE

Breakfast: Drink part of the milk from your spouse's or partner's cereal bowl when no one is looking. Splatter part of it on the closest polished aluminum appliance you can find.

Lunch: Catch a small bird and bring it into the house. Play with on top of your down filled comforter. Make sure the bird is seriously injured but not dead before you abandon it for someone else to have to deal with.

Dinner: Beg and cry until you are given some ice cream or milk in a bowl of your own. Take three licks/laps and then turn the bowl over on the floor.

FINAL DAY

Breakfast: Eat 6 bugs, any type, being sure to leave a collection of legs, wings, antennae on the bathroom floor. Drink lots of water. Throw the bugs and all of the water up on your spouse's or partner's pillow.

Lunch: Remove the chicken skin from last night's chicken-to-go leftovers your spouse or partner placed in the trash can. Drag the skin across the floor several times. Chew it in a corner and then abandon.

Dinner: Open another can of expensive gourmet cat food. Select a flavor that is especially runny, like Chicken and Giblets in Gravy. Lick off all the gravy and leave the actual meat to dry and get hard.

Feeding Cats

2009-07-12T10:39:00.000-07:00

The modern way to feed cats ..

Flexible Car

2009-07-11T16:29:00.000-07:00

You want Flexible Car ??

here it is

Funny Transport

2009-07-11T16:20:00.000-07:00

Funny Transport .

Cat's Laptop

2009-07-11T10:22:00.000-07:00

Oh , I forgot the site ..

FUNNY BABY

2009-07-11T09:54:00.000-07:00

Funny baby looking for his bird.

Rooster

2009-06-26T19:03:00.000-07:00

Rooster

Farmer Brown woke up one morning to discover that his one and only rooster was dead. The chickens had started to get rather restless, so he called his friend, Farmer Black, to see if he knew any place he could get a rooster. Farmer Black told him that Farmer Red, two roads over, was trying to sell some of his roosters, Farmer Brown thanked him, and drove over to Farmer Red's. He knocked on the door and Farmer Red answered. He told him that he wanted the horniest rooster he had. He had just the rooster. He came back a minute later with the rooster at his heels and said to Brown "This is Rudy. He's the horniest rooster I've seen this side of Texas." Farmer Brown took Rudy home and placed him in front of the chicken coop. For about and hour, he could hear was the flapping of feathers and very loud squawks. Rudy strutted out of the coop... and walked straight into the stables. For about an hour Farmer Brown could hear the stomping of hooves and very loud "neigh"ing. Rudy strutted out of the stable. But he didn't stop there. He marched straight into the cow's field. Farmer Brown, feeling he really didn't need to watch, went to bed. The next morning he woke up and walked outside, but he saw to his disappointment Rudy laying on his back on the front lawn, vultures circling overhead. As he approached the rooster, Rudy whispered to the vultures "He's coming closer... keep going! He still thinks I'm dead!"

Dog good at Balance

2009-06-26T18:52:00.000-07:00

Dog good at Balance ..

You must look to car mirror

2009-06-26T18:45:00.000-07:00

You must look to your car mirror ..

Famous Football Team

2009-06-26T18:15:00.000-07:00

Funny Football Team

Crazy Mirror

2009-06-26T17:34:00.000-07:00

Crazy Mirror

Where is the kid ?

funny students

2009-06-26T11:27:00.000-07:00

Have Fun

New Skiing

2009-06-26T10:54:00.000-07:00

New Skiing

Tree's Gate

2009-06-26T05:53:00.000-07:00

Tree's Gate .

Look what they did in the road !!

Funny questions and answers about animals 2

2009-06-26T05:38:00.000-07:00

Funny Questions And Answers About Animals
( 2 )

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse !!

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !!

Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !!

Where do frogs keep their money ?
In a river bank !!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !!

How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Hard cheese !!

What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !!

What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A blue whale !!

What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !!

Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !!

Funny questions and answers about animals 1

2009-06-26T05:13:00.000-07:00

Funny Questions And Answers About Animals

( 1 )

What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !!

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !!

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !!

How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !!

What language do birds speak ?
Pigeon English !!

What do you give a sick bird ?
Tweetment !!

Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!!

What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework !!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Three blind mice !!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !!

Carrying heavy

2009-06-26T05:03:00.000-07:00

Carrying Heavy

Loses his tail

2009-06-25T18:42:00.000-07:00

Q : Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?

A : A retailer.

Horses at the Race

2009-06-25T04:57:00.000-07:00

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens , the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me, it's this bloody horse. What is he deaf or something?''

The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He is not deaf , he is BLIND!''

Sister Act 2

2009-06-23T10:33:00.000-07:00

Sister Act
Whoopi Goldberg
I Will Follow Him
Finale ..

Sister Act 1

2009-06-23T10:27:00.000-07:00

Whoopi Goldberg ..
Salve Regina \ Hail Holy Queen ..

from Sister Act

Funny Kids play

2009-06-21T18:10:00.000-07:00

Funny Kids

look what kids did when thier mother went out ...

Why do ducks have flat feet?

2009-06-21T14:10:00.000-07:00

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks ..

Animals Jokes

Swine Flu Masks

2009-06-21T07:28:00.000-07:00

Sure you know Swine Flu ,

You need to know the last news about Swine Flu ....

Funny Swine Flu Masks

Ducks in Heaven

2009-06-21T07:07:00.000-07:00

Ducks in Heaven

Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Heaven, just don't step on any ducks."

The women are puzzled but proceed into Heaven. Looking around, they notice there are ducks everywhere. In a matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck.

Saint Peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly man. Saint Peter shackles the man and the woman together and says, "for stepping on a duck, you have to spend eternity chained to this ugly man."

The other two women are shocked but go about their business until, sure enough, another woman steps on a duck. Immediately Saint Peter comes and shackles her to another ugly man.

The last woman tries desperately to not step on a duck. After a few months of not stepping on any ducks, Saint Peter walks up to the woman accompanied by a stunningly handsome man. He shackles the woman to the man and after a while, the woman being thrilled to be chained to such a handsome man, says "I don't know what I did to deserve this."

The man replies, "I don't know what you did lady, but I stepped on a duck."

IS THAT YOUR DOG ?

2009-06-21T04:29:00.000-07:00

IS THAT YOUR DOG?

A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

Animals Jokes

A lonely Frog

2009-06-21T04:25:00.000-07:00

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

Animals Jokes

Chickens want books

2009-06-20T10:55:00.003-07:00

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say: Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

Animals Jokes

Amazing talking dog

2009-06-20T10:55:00.002-07:00

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of
drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.
Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest
player Mantle?"

Animals Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

2009-06-20T10:55:00.001-07:00

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the mooooovies!

Animals Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

2009-06-20T10:55:00.000-07:00

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Animals Jokes

Hungry Baby

2009-06-18T10:26:00.000-07:00

Don't leave your baby hungry .....

Because if you leave your baby hungry ,

He will ..........

Giant Foot

2009-06-18T05:51:00.000-07:00

Giant Foot ...

MR MONKEY

2009-06-18T05:44:00.000-07:00

FUNNY MONKEY

Oh , It is big problem ....

Funny Questions And Answer ( 3 )

2009-06-12T09:42:00.000-07:00

Funny Questions And Answers

( 3 )

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Funny Baby's Smile

2009-06-12T05:58:00.001-07:00

Sweet baby with Funny Smile and Funny Look ..

Pretty baby with Funny Smile ..

Girls Funny Photo

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Girls Funny Photo

Four Funny Girls

Funny Pictures

HaVe FUN

Finger Square

2009-06-01T12:03:00.000-07:00

Finger Square

This is the first finger , Search for the others ..

Funny COCA COLA party

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Funny COCA COLA party

FUNNY PARTY

......

HAVE FUN

Funny hot girl

2009-06-01T10:48:00.000-07:00

1 - He saw hot girl in bikini ...

....

2 - He touched her hand and said " HELLO " .

....

3 - You must see by yourself ..

4 - Now , don't talk to girls on the beach .

Funny Ducks

2009-06-01T10:25:00.000-07:00

Funny Duck

Duck is stealing some dollars from a woman .

Small Ducks : Mammy , hurry hurry ..

Funny Skeletons

2009-06-01T07:20:00.000-07:00

Funny Skeletons .

Funny Skeletons .

Skeletons are playing funny games .

Knock Knock jokes 30

2009-05-31T04:52:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yul !

Yul who ?

Yul never guess !

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Zany !

Zany who ?

Zany body home !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Waiter !

Waiter who ?

Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !

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Knock Knock jokes 29

2009-05-31T04:40:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yugo !

Yugo who ?

Yugo first, I'm right behind you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yukon !

Yukon who ?

Yukon go away and come back at a reasonable time !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yukon !

Yukon who ?

Yukon say that again !

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Knock Knock jokes 28

2009-05-31T04:29:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

X !

X who ?

X-tremely please to meet you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yelp !

Yelp who ?

Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Yolande !

Yolande who ?

Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week !

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Funny Rats

2009-05-30T16:24:00.000-07:00

Funny two rats playing Kong Fu

Kong Fu Rat

Mr Bean Cartoon 7 " wie gewonnen so zeronnen "

2009-05-30T12:10:00.000-07:00

Wie gewonnen so zeronnen

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Mr Bean Cartoon 6

2009-05-29T04:49:00.000-07:00

Die Wildnis Ruft

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Knock Knock jokes 27

2009-05-28T10:18:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Bark !

Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Bee !

Bee who ?

Bee careful !

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Knock Knock jokes 26

2009-05-28T10:12:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abe !

Abe who ?

Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ahab !

Ahab who ?

Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

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Knock Knock jokes 25

2009-05-27T22:59:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Cain !

Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Callum !

Callum who ?

Callum all black !

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Knock Knock jokes 24

2009-05-23T01:52:00.001-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed-turn to sender, address unknown!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!

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Knock Knock jokes 23

2009-05-23T01:51:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off his bike and hurt his knee!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on your roof with my parachute.

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Knock Knock jokes 22

2009-05-23T01:49:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed between the lines.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?

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Knock Knock jokes 21

2009-05-23T01:48:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

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A man and The barber

2009-05-22T08:02:00.000-07:00

A man walks into a barber shop

and asks: "how much for a hair cut?"

The barber said $12.50.

The man asks: "and how much for a shave?

"The barber said $1.50.

The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

Funny Questions And Answer ( 2 )

2009-05-21T10:19:00.000-07:00

Funny Questions And Answer

Q: What did the lonely banana say?

A: I'm a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?

A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?

A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A: Why do "phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?

A: I`m a "mota"car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?

A: I don't "unda"-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the otherpizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"

Q: What language do carrots speak?

A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a haired poet?

A: Ik-bal.Dis is da funkiest...

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Mr Bean Cartoon 5

2009-05-21T08:13:00.000-07:00

Mr Bean Cartoon Funny Video

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Mr Bean Cartoon 4

2009-05-21T08:07:00.000-07:00

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