Saturday, August 16, 2008

Teacher's Jokes [2]

Teacher's Jokes


Teacher's Jokes [2]


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Jim: I want to be a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.

Ravi: I want to help Deepa.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.

Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?

Sam : She's a woman.

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