Friday, May 9, 2008

911 & a child

baby call
A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in whispering voice ...

barely audible : Hello!
Operator : Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : O.K., is your mommy home?
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : Can I speak to her, please?
barely audible : "No."
Operator : "Why not?"
barely audible : "Because she's busy!"
Operator : "Oh, OK. Is your daddy home then?"
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : "Well, can I speak to him?"
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : "Well, my goodness, why not?"
barely audible : "Because he's busy too!"
Operator : "OH, goodness! What's he busy doing?"
barely audible : "Talking to the police."
Operator : "Oh, so the police are there?"
barely audible : "Yes."
Operator : "Can I speak to one of them?"
barely audible : "No!"
Operator : "Why not?"
barely audible : "Because they are really busy."
Operator : "Well, what's your mom busy doing?"
barely audible : "Talking to the firemen."
Operator : "Can I speak to one of the firemen then, please?"
barely audible : "No."
Operator : "Well, goodness, why not?"
barely audible : "Because they are really busy too!"
Operator : "Well, what are all of these people busy doing?"
barely audible : "Looking for me!"
:)

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